you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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