too bad you live with your parents still
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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