I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
