What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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