How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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