dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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