so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Watching her eat just hurts me
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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