If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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