yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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