I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You smell like stripper and shame
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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