big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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