Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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