Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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