They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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