Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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