Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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