he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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