what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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