but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
NoShamevember. You game?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
false alarm, still single
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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