Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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