dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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