I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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