Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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