their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I don't think brook has ever known best
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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