I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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