i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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