I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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