bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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