wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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