I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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