do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
the day after is always just damage control
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
