Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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