hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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