Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
ok first of all what the fuck
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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