it wasn't lemon gatorade
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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