it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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