brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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