Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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