Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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