love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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