Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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