I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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