My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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