When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she peed on how many people?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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