So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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