Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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