Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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