found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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