? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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