people are starting to question the shark bite story
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
